WARRANTY DOCUMENTATION // REV 0.0.1
Warranty Status
CURRENT STATUS
VOID
As of: [TIMESTAMP UNAVAILABLE]
EXPLANATION
The warranty on this software was voided the moment we started building it. We knew what we were getting into. So did you, the moment you clicked past the landing page.
There is no warranty. There never was a warranty. The concept of "warranty" implies a level of certainty about outcomes that does not exist in this probability space.
WHAT WE CAN PROMISE
Something will happenGUARANTEED
It will be interestingLIKELY
Your expectations will be subvertedCERTAIN
We're trying our bestTRUE
WHAT WE CANNOT PROMISE
This will work as expectedUNDEFINED
The AI won't surprise usFALSE
Reality will remain stableUNVERIFIED
Your character will surviveDEPENDS
Regarding returns: You cannot un-play a story. You cannot un-know what happened to your character in session 23. You cannot un-read this sentence. All sales are final. There were no sales. Everything is free. See Cost Analysis.